L33T Tiles (www.leettiles.com) official dictionary. Created: October 21, 2005 00NTZ (00NTZES 00NTZING 00NTZED) The sound your techno makes. 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz [Ex: I was listening to this new techno song and it was all "00ntz 00ntz 00ntz" so I had to 00ntz along and pretty soon everyone around me was 00ntzing. ] 0DAY Warez obtained earlier than or on the official release date. See also: Warez [Ex: Dude wtf, notepad is not 0day warez! ] 1337 How you write the word "elite" in leetspeak. You'd better already know this one! Alternatives: r33t, l33t, 1337, 31337, etc. [Ex: Leet tiles are way 1337. ] 31337 See 1337 ADDY Short for "address." [Ex: Some noob at 127.0.0.1 just gave me his IP addy, now I'm gonna hax him! ] ADWARE Stuff you get when you click "Yes" to banner ads that warn you your computer is broadcasting an IP address. Also possibly obtained from punching monkeys. [Ex: Adware is the best thing ever! How else could I find all these great porn sites? ] AGGRO Aggressive, commonly used in massively multiplayer games to denote an enemy that will attack you without being attacked first. [Ex: These aggro monsters are making it hard for my novice to explore the world! ] AIGHT Short for "all right" [Ex: I thought I just heard someone yell out "LEEEROYYYYYYYY AJEEEENKINS," is everything aight in there? ] ANIME Japanese animation. Full of people that look like ^_^ [Ex: I only watch anime with tentacles in it. ] ASDF Quickest thing to type on a QWERTY keyboard. Used wherever you don't care what you type, or perhaps where you'll come back later and fill in a real value. [Ex: asdf ] BAI bye BAKA Japanese for fool or foolish. [Ex: REETO-TAIRU o kawanai hito wa baka desu yo~ ] BAR See: foo BAZ See: foo BLING Shiny stuff, specifically gold jewelry. Named for the sound made when light shines off your diamonds. [Ex: Check out the bling bling on that geezer's scooter. ] BLOG (BLOGGER BLOGGING BLOGGED) Short for "weblog." A personally published journal, can range from informative to angsty. [Ex: Omg, did you read Little_hawt_16's blog yesterday? She totally wrote some awesome poetry about how much she hates her parents! ] BLUESCREEN (BLUESCREENED BLUESCREENING BLUESCREENS) A shorter version of "blue screen of death", an error message that first gained popularity in Windows 95 and reached its pinnacle in Windows ME. [Ex: I saw a mall kiosk bluescreened so I used my hax to reboot it and print out some swanky coupons. ] BORK (BORKED BORKS BORKING) To break something or to be in a broken state. Also a noise generated by certain swedish chefs. [Ex: My friend discovered that spilling beer on your laptop borks it pretty bad. ] BURRIOT Typo; A delicious storage place for your rice, meat, cheese, beans and various other mexican ingredients. [Ex: I jsut had the best burriot evar! ] CHOBO Korean for noob. See Also: noob, gosu, hasu [Ex: kekeke I just pwned some chobo ] CHODE (CHODERIFFIC) Someone who is rude or does stupid things. Consult urban dictionary for other definitions. [Ex: Killing your teammates when they spawn in is really choderiffic. ] COINBIRD A bird that likes children and coins. He is angry for coins and will remove them from mean children at any cost to limbs or brains. See Also: Google [Ex: Someone summon the coinbird; NEIN! ] COMP Short for computer. [Ex: My comp's temperature alarm went off at 3 in the morning and woke me up. ] COO Short for "cool." [Ex: Hey man, be coo, I didn't mean to nade our whole team. ] CROM Originally a neutral god featured in Conan the Barbarian movies, Crom has entered the lexicon as an exclamation of alarm, shock, or any number of emotions. [Ex: Crom! Check out the top post on Slashdot! ] CYBER (CYBERING CYBERED CYBERS) To have cybersex. [Ex: Can you believe he didn't know he was cybering with his mom? ] D00D dude, also looks like round-eye givin the thumbs-up: d(00d) See Also: duder [Ex: Your m0m is so h0t d00d. ] DEOP (DEOPPED DEOPS DEOPPING) An IRC term, to remove "ops" from someone. See Also: ops [Ex: We have to deop him before we can take over the channel. ] DISTRO Short for "distribution." Commonly used when referring to Linux. [Ex: Gentoo is my distro of choice because I love to spend my time looking at scrolling text. ] DOH Coined by Homer Simpson, an expression of dismay or shock. [Ex: I forgot to bind a parachute key... DOH ] DUDER A sarcastic way to refer to someone. Also, a form of "dude." Variations: d00der [Ex: You see that duder fly his helicopter into a tree? ] EMOTICON Also referred to as a smiley, it can be any set of characters that expresses an emotion or action. The western version is oriented horizontally while the eastern version is vertical. [Ex: eastern: (._.)// (person clapping) western: >:E (angry person looking to chew on something) ] EVAR Typo; Ever FLAMER A foppish dandy or someone who really likes to start fights on message boards or forums. [Ex: I'd just like to say "Hi!" to everyone on these forums, I just joined today! Also, Macs are stupid, I love Bush, religion is for suckers and I saw your mom buying off-brand dish detergent! ] FOO Short for "fool." Also a word used as an example variable name or test data. Often accompanied by 'baz' or 'bar.' See Also: asdf, RFC3092 [Ex: I pity the foo who has to read my code where all my variables are named foo1 through foo999. ] FR00T Fruit [Ex: D00der, you don't want fr00t in your burriot. ] FRAG (FRAGGING FRAGGED FRAGS) To kill someone, commonly used in FPS games. [Ex: Fragging people is much easier with a rocket launcher. ] FREEWARE Software that is available for free from the company that made it. See Also: warez [Ex: You'd think Adobe Photoshop was freeware considering how many people have it. ] FUBAR (FUBARED) Originally an acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Repair, now used as a word. [Ex: Bail out, this APC is fubared! ] FUX (FUXED FUXING FUX) Synonym for "Fuck." [Ex: Fux, that's the 5th time today I've been run over by a jeep. ] GEH Interjection, specifically used for frustration. [Ex: Geh! It's hard to use this railgun with a 300 ping. ] GIB (GIBBING GIBS GIBBED) To explode violently, spewing body parts in every direction, often with the assistance of a rocket launcher. Coined in Quake 1. [Ex: Oh the humanity! A rocket launcher and quad damage on a crowded server! I've never seen so many people gibbed at once. ] GIMME Short for "give me." [Ex: Hey you, gimme that flag or imma explode you. ] GLINE (GLINED) IRC term, to ban someone from an entire network. [Ex: I guess I shouldn't have banned that oper from my channel because now I'm glined. ] GOATSE Hey man, check out this cool website: www.goatse.ca [Ex: OH SWEET GOD JESUS MY EYES WHAT IS THAT ARRRGH ] GOSU Korean word meaning "a skilled person." Common among Warcraft or Starcraft players. See Also: chobo, hasu [Ex: That guy's so gosu, he beat me without even building a hero! ] GROK (GROKKED GROKKING GROKS) To understand. [Ex: I'm sure I'll grok this theoretical physics any day now. ] HASU Korean word meaning "mediocre." Commonly used by Warcraft or Starcraft players. See Also: gosu, chobo [Ex: I'm only a hasu player because I can't play for 8 hours a day. ] HAX0R (HAXORZ) L33t for "hacker." Alternatives: haxor, h4x0r, hax0r, etc. [Ex: omg some hax0r just stole my megahurtz!!!1 ] HO Someone pwned by a pimp. [Ex: So after that ho got out of my car, I beat her with my baseball bat until I got all my money back. ] HOMIE Your bro or friend. [Ex: You go around the corner first homie, I got your back. ] HORK (HORKS HORKED HORKING) To steal, usually petty theft. Also, to be broken. [Ex: Coinbird just horked my stash of Rhode Island state quarters! ] IMMA Short for "I am going to." [Ex: Imma really hurt you if you don't gimme that flag. ] INTARWEB Information superhighway? So nineties. World Wide Web? Zzz. Internet? That's not l33t at all! It's the intarweb, friends! [Ex: OMG my intarweb is full of pr0ns and hax!! lol! ] J0 "Yo", used as a greeting to fellow hax0rz. [Ex: j0 j0 n00bz, ready to be pwned? ] J00 You or your [Ex: j00 megahurtz are mine, noob! ] JUAREZ See warez. KEWL Cool KICKBAN (KICKBANNED KICKBANNING KICKBANS) To be kicked from an IRC channel while at the same time being banned from returning to it. [Ex: I got kickbanned from #teenchat because I thought MC Hammer was still cool. ] KLINE A ban from an IRC server. [Ex: I guess that guy must have been an oper because after they kickbanned me I got klined. Can it be that Vanilla Ice isn't hip anymore either? ] KLUDGE A messy but functional fix for a problem. Usually applies to coding. [Ex: I guess if I just hardcode the width on this pdf it looks ok, but what a kludge. ] KRAD Just like kilobytes, something that is krad is 1000 times as rad. Used by the l33test of the l33t. [Ex: K-mart is the only place for the discerning k-rad l33t haxx0r to shop. ] KREW Crew. A group of people you hang out with or do things with. [Ex: Where's my runnin' krew? ] KTKSBYE Ok, thank you, bye! Abbreviated way of acknowledging someone's help, thanking them for it and then leaving. Often used sarcastically. Alternatives: kthanxbye, kthxbai, kthxbye, ktksbai [Ex: duder1: Check out this informative website on being sympathetic to your friends that have leprosy duder2: kthanxbye ] KWYJIBO A big, dumb, balding North-American ape with no chin and a short temper. [Ex: These letters suck, what kind of word can I form if all I have is "KWYJIBO"? ] L33T See 1337 LAMER Someone who is lame or does lame things. [Ex: Check out that lamer awping afk noobs. ] LEECHER Someone who downloads without uploading. Also someone who uses resources without contributing. [Ex: It's a good thing you're forced to upload with BitTorrent, now no one can be that bad of a leecher. ] LUNIX Typo; Linux [Ex: With teh lunix, I will steal your megahurtz. ] LURKER Someone who reads a forum, message board, etc. but never posts or contributes. [Ex: I've been a lurker on tooshyfortheinternet.com for a long time, I'm sure I'll join a discussion any day now. ] LUSER An affectionate term for computer users that send you well worded and precise requests for computer help. [Ex: That luser wanted some space freed up on his account, so I deleted his collection of furry fanfiction. ] MICRO (MICROED MICROS MICROING) Short for micromanagement. Commonly used in RTS games to mean the tasks required for manipulating your army. [Ex: His micro is so gosu he can surround a hero with 4 footmen. ] MOBO Motherboard MUNGE (MUNGED MUNGES MUNGING) To mangle or mutilate. Also to change or transform, not in a pretty way. Commonly used when talking about writing code to translate data from one form to another. [Ex: I wrote some code to munge jpegs, but all that ever comes out is goatse. ] NADE Short for "grenade" [Ex: Our plan to all camp the same room was working well until the nade came through the window. ] NERF (NERFS NERFED NERFING) To change an ability, item or feature in a game such that it becomes weaker or ineffective. Originated from the foam Nerf toys. [Ex: I wouldn't have died if they hadn't nerfed all my skills in the last patch! ] NETIQUETTE Etiquette that you use on the net. Get it? NETiquette?? HAH! [Ex: I dare say old chap, that is poor netiquette spamming the channel with advertisements for your haberdashery. ] NETSPLIT IRC term; when one server on a network disconnects from another one. This can cause some people in a channel to disappear as well as a host of other problems. [Ex: Muahaha, once this netsplit is over, the +o will be mine! ] NIZE Nice NOOB Someone who is new or inexperienced. Alternatives: n00b, newb, noobie, nublar, newbie, tons of others [Ex: That's gotta be the 5th time I've run over that noob with my jeep. ] O oh OLINE IRC term; means that the user specified in the oline is an oper and has control over an IRC server. Generally, messing with these people is a Bad Idea. [Ex: *** noob has quit IRC (Killed (OperJones (No, I won't be a referral for you to get a new iPod!))) ] OP (OPS OPPED OPPING) IRC Term; the operator or moderator of an IRC channel. A person with ops (or the +o mode) has the ability to kick and ban people from their channel. [Ex: * ChanServ sets mode +o OperJones fux ] PH33R Fear. [Ex: My stomach ph33rs teh uber burriot. ] PHISH (PHISHER PHISHING PHISHED PHISHES) To try to steal someone's login information or financial information by forging a website that looks like something else. Classic examples are fake paypal and bank websites. [Ex: Well, I guess http://secure.habibserver.com/paypal/ might be a phishing website. ] PHREAK (PHREAKS PHREAKER PHREAKING) Someone who likes hacking the telephone system. Can also refer to the act of hacking a telephone system. [Ex: If we had mad phreaking skills, we could launch nuclear bombs through a payphone! ] PIX Pics; Pictures [Ex: pix pls ] PLAYA Player PLS Please PLSTKS Short for "please thanks." Usually used when asking for something. Pronounced as "plisticks." [Ex: Die alone, plstks. -- Gedmourn ] PPL People PR0N Porn [Ex: My favorite pr0n is chicks eating cr0n on the c0b with fr0ks. ] PROGGIE Program PWN Typo for own. To pwn someone means you just dominated them. [Ex: That shot pwned me so hard my video card broke. ] R Are REGEX Regular Expression. Handy way of searching or replacing items in text. Regular expressions suck! Alternatives: regexp, regxp [Ex: s/suck/rock/ ] RFC3092 Er, well, actually I meant you should go look at the actual RFC. But hey, if you manage to play this in a game, nice hax! [Ex: http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc3092.html ] RGR Roger RICER (RICERS RICER) That guy who takes his honda civic and adds the huge spoiler and NOS stickers. [Ex: After I finish adding all these Type R stickers and punch some more holes in my muffler, I'll be the best ricer ever! ] ROOTKIT What you use to install all your hacks on a machine after you root it. Simplifies the procedure of editing logs, installing keyloggers, creating backdoors, etc. [Ex: Now if only I could find a rootkit that installs a hardware keylogger... ] SEGFAULT Short for "Segmentation Fault." Usually followed by the words "Core dumped." Then usually followed by screaming or crying. [Ex: Is it bad when I type 'ls' and it segfaults? ] SEZ Says SPAM Buy leet tiles now! V I A G R 4 C_I_A_L_I_S FIRE YOUR BOSS WITH EBAY!!! I send this message to have your advice. [Ex: No really, you should buy them. ] SPLOIT (SPLOITS) Short for "exploit." Something you use to gain access to a computer by exploiting a security hole. [Ex: Maybe now that I've collected 186 sploits they'll let me into the skript kiddie club. ] SRY Sorry SUP Short for "what's up?" [Ex: sup? nothin. ] SUX0R (SUX0RS) The leet way to say "sucks." [Ex: This team sux0rs my nux0rs. ] TEH Typo; The. Often used to create horrible grammatical constructs. [Ex: This lunix "burriot racer" game is teh pwn! ] TELEFRAG The worst way to go. When someone spawns in or takes a teleporter and ends up on your same physical location. Since two players cannot occupy the same space, the one who was there first tends to explode violently. See Also: gib, frag [Ex: No one is safe from the power of the telefrag, not even Shub-Niggurath! ] THO Though THX Thanks. Alternatives: tks, thanx, tnx TROJAN A program that appears to do one thing but actually contains malicious code that enables people to spy on you or control your computer. [Ex: Sweet, anna_kournikova.jpg.vbs.bat.com.pif.exe just came in my email! What do you mean that's a trojan? ] TUBGIRL Sorry about that goatse one, this is the link I meant to send you. What? Yeah, it's just a girl in a tub, nothing bad at all. [Ex: GRAAAGH! UNHOLY VISIONS... MIND DESTROYED... ] U You UBER Ultimate. German in origin. [Ex: What kind of uber noob gets run over 5 times in a row? That guy was just standing there jumping and spinning! ] UR Your / You're. [Ex: Dadburnit, in my day we had to remember where to put that varmint suckin apostrophe! ] W3RD Word. [Ex: W3rd to your mother. ] WAREZ Pirated software. [Ex: If it wasn't for warez, I would have had to buy "Barbie Team Gymnastics" in the store. ] WEBMASTER The undisputed lord of the website, the dom of the .com, the prince of the page, the czar of css, it's... WEBMASTER!! [Ex: WEB MAS TER! WEB MAS TER! WEB MAS TER! ] WOOT An exclamation of delight. [Ex: W00t! Fr00t! ] YUO Typo; you.